He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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