they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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