end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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