If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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