After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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