Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
