I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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