Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
