Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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