the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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