...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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