What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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