he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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