I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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