thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
did i walk over a car last night?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I have post one night stand depression
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