Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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