Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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