you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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