You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Randomize
