then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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