I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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