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(509): View more from Washington

I want to make a zoo with you.

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(925): View more from California

He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.

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(347): View more from New York

She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name

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(208): View more from Idaho

My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3

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(214): View more from Texas

It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now

(469): View more from Texas

You should go after Dad now

(214): View more from Texas

I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable

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