I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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