Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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