no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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