your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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