i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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