is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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