ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
True strength comes from lack of pants
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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