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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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