It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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