I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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