Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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