ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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