Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm both gender and math confused
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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