I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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