Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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