dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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