Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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