If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Come share oat with me in your robe
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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