I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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