chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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