The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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