please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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