doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
