Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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