can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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