Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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