if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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