I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
why is half of my head shaved?
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