Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize