ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
People in love make me want to vomit
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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