My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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