What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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