I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i think im in europe. pls send help
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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