he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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