Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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