she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
either way he was missing a nipple.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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